It is – to me – one of the more interesting little ironies about
our recreational and sport fishery. Many recreational or sport fishermen
will jump up and down about any attempts to reduce our ‘right’
to be able to take to our waters and catch a feed of fresh fish. It
is part of the NuZild culture, with a capital K. Then how come so many
of those who rabbit on so vociferously about this right, bring back
fish for the table that is often an inedible mush – a pale travesty
of the genuine delight available by serving truly fresh fish?
This summer the following sad story will be repeated ad nauseam – and
nauseam is the right word – around our coasts.
The crew sets out in the morning and over the next four or five hours
catches a feed of fish. As they are caught, the fish are chucked into
the fish bin where they flap and struggle as they slowly drown in the
air. As more fish are caught they are thrown on top of the fish already
dead and dying in the bin.
By the time our intrepid crew get back to the bach, crib, campsite
or home, the fish is a smelly, slimy mess. Cleaning and preparing the
fish to cook is a long slow job – the soggy, flabby fleshed bundles
of slime are hard to handle. But eventually fish fillets make their
way into the fry pan where the cooking smells begin to fill every nook
and cranny in the immediate vicinity. The whole performance, in a word,
disgusting. What a waste.
It is a sad fact is that much of the fish served up by amateur fishermen
is passed its used-by-date. By the time it reaches the table it is well
on the way to being rotten. Many fishermen would be better advised to
go fishing on an exclusively catch-and-release basis, and buy some fish
to eat on the way home at the fish shop. The fish in the shop would
be in better condition – the shop would not be allowed top sell
(apart from legal problems) the amateur’s catch because of its
poor condition.
Fact is – if we have any right to demand a share in the way our
fishery is managed, and that a significant share of that fishery is
reserved to ensure that New Zealand recreational and sport fishers can
indeed continue to catch a feed of fish – then it is also true
that we must use our share with care. That share must not only be controlled
and managed by the obvious measures such as catch limits, etc., but
also by ensuring that the fish we choose to take to the table is in
prime eating condition.
If you were buying fish at the fish shop, the rules for checking the
condition of the fish are simple.
Are the eyes clear and bright? If the eyes are cloudy or dull, the
signs are the fish has not been treated right after it was caught.
Is the flesh solid and ‘bouncy’ to the touch? Fish in good
condition has a solid feel that when pressed and released ‘bounces’
back into shape. Soft flabby flesh is a sure sign that the fish has
not been properly cared for since capture. The flesh is soft it is bruised,
or beginning to decompose, or both.
Is the fish slimy? Excessive slime is a sure sign the fish has been
allowed to overheat and is beginning to decompose.
Does the fish stink? If the fish smells strongly, with a malodorous
‘fishy’ smell, the fish is decomposing. Fresh fish in good
condition has a clean fishy smell, not unpleasant, and not strong.
There is no reason why the fish we catch at sea cannot be in prime
condition when we start preparing it for the table. The simple facts
are that to produce table fish in prime condition to be served is a
very simple process of just five easy steps.
First step – fill a chilly bin with ice, lots
of ice.
Second step – as fish come over the side, kill
them straight away with preferably an Iki stick into the brain, or a
solid whack between the eyes with a club.
Third step – slop some water into a fish bin,
add plenty of ice, and drop the dead fish into the slurry as they come
aboard. Keep adding ice regularly.
Fourth step – at any break in the action remove
the stomach and gills and drop the fish back into the slurry, or move
to step five.
Fifth step – at home time, remove the fish from
the slurry, and pack into the chilly bin or another fish bin, ensuring
that each fish is well covered with ice, and the gill and stomach cavities
are also filled with ice.
Following these simple steps has very real advantages.
When the time comes to prepare the fish for the table, the job is much
easier and much more pleasant.
The fish will not be slimy so it is easier (and safer) to handle. Because
the flesh is chilled down, cutting and slicing is much easier and more
efficient. Filleting especially is a breeze.
Many people, who have trouble filleting fish, have this trouble because
the fish they are trying to fillet is so hard to handle because of slime
and soft flesh. Making clean sweeping cuts is much easier through flesh
that has the consistency of soft balsa wood.
The job will be more pleasant because there will be little or no stink
of fish. Lack of complaints from family and friends will be a bonus.
The cooking fish will smell appetizing, not off-putting. I know many
people who do not like eating fish because of bad experiences in the
past from the smell of cooking rank fish. Smell is an integral part
of taste – bad smell equals bad taste – that is what our brain
tells us.
But by far and away the biggest bonus will be in the taste. There is
little to compare with the taste of fish that has been well cared for
since capture, especially fish that we have caught ourselves. For me
that is one of the true joys of fishing.
Despite the very real problems in our saltwater fisheries, in comparison
with most other places in the world our fishery is a dream fishery.
The ability to take to the sea with a realistic anticipation of hooking
into a feed of fish is one of the things that make New Zealand unique.
To treat poorly the fish we choose to keep for the table is an abuse
of this right and privilege.